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tacticalpineapple:

holy shit this is a fucking amazing gif like that’s actually really fucking impressive

tacticalpineapple:

holy shit this is a fucking amazing gif like that’s actually really fucking impressive

(Source: jackwillett)

foxzes:

fakethistoyourgrave:

What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel

do u mean excited

jizzkin:

straight people on tv show: *literally have sex*

*silence*

gay people on tv show: *exist*

ok.. :\ but… ok like im not homophobic… :\ im ok with gay people but why do you have to shove it in my face… :\

thecursedknight:

owlgoggles20:

Steal His Look: Smitty Werbenjaegermanjensen
Sorry but this look is currently unavailable
It was his hat, Mr. Krabs
He was #1

Oh god this has to be the best one yet

thecursedknight:

owlgoggles20:

Steal His Look: Smitty Werbenjaegermanjensen

Sorry but this look is currently unavailable

It was his hat, Mr. Krabs

He was #1

Oh god this has to be the best one yet

(Source: photosynthesizing-nymph)

sosa-parks:

Everyday I’m like “today imma get my shit together” and by the end of the day I’m like “tomorrow is the day for real”

alex-vauses-tattoos:

myrattesticle:

Okay so this is very important

BYE LARRY

alex-vauses-tattoos:

myrattesticle:

Okay so this is very important

BYE LARRY

lion:

when someone reading in class and your name is in the story

image

baby:
b- b-b-b- b-
mom:
bottle? are you trying to say bottle?
baby:
b-b-BEFORE YOU SAY ANOTHER WORD, JAVERT before you chain me up like a slave again LISTEN TO ME there is something i must do this woman leaves behind a suffering child there is none but me who can intercede in mercy's name three days are all i need then i'll return i pledge my word, then i'll return

(Source: australian-government)