sorryforpartybarackin:

“hey would you take my picture??”

“sure”

*hands you selfie and walks away*

pizza:

peter pan :)

candy-red-dani:

so I set up my headband for a date with a lawn gnome named Gilbert

mishayourface:

welcometoellaytown:

egberts:

egberts:

why cant you surf microwaves

because theyre too small

THIS TOOK ME LITERALLY 5 FUCKING MINUTES TO GET

I told my dad this and he threw the tv remote at me

finnickselderwand:

peetasboxers:

solaughwithmenow:

peetababy:

IF PANEM WASN’T SO FUCKED UP I BET RUE WOULD GO TO PROM AND HAVE A BOYFRIEND AND SHIT WOW BUT NO SHE HAD TO DIE BYE IM EMOTIONAL

AND KATNISS WOULD BE A HAPPY SMILING GIRL WITH BRAIDED HAIR AND A VIOLIN OR GUITAR OR SOMETHING INSTEAD OF A BOW AND ARROW

But peeta would still get abused at home

Well aren’t you a little ray of sunshine

askthesassyangelcastiel:

sherlocksdemonhuntingtimelord:

hepickedtherighttie:

napkindicks:

ship-all-the-gay:

so i was eating some of those sugary gross conversation hearts. (they were on for $1 at work) and I was reading them.

they say like ‘cool’ and ‘ur cute’ and then suddenly

I think the factory workers need help

I think they want us to pick up where they left off

dad went to the factory…he hasnt been home in a few days

why do we always end up here

jamtoastwantsintothetardis:

moisturise me